Naija For Life: As seen on Facebook

Saw this on a facebook post and found it sad, true, hilarious and smh-worthy.
NAIJA FOR LIFE.
(1). Where a man happily meets a lady and when she goes back to her friends, their only question - "Is
the guy loaded?"
(2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of office, they turn to ethnic tigers.
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake Naira note.
(4) Where groundnuts are sold in bottles & water in sachets.
(5) Where parents claim they always came first in school.
(6) Where you can be A driver for years without a 'DRIVER'S LICENSE'
(7) Where Presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
(8) Where the Police have road blocks, and makes more money daily than motorist and their owners.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera are the best options when stuck in a traffic jam (hold up).
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing maggi and yam, while others are given a chieftaincy title for stealing billions and front row seats in churches.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission into a university, to get a job and to get on a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your pin code and the phone's charger.
(13) Where politicians use big and unnecessary 'grammar' to scam people.
(14) Where the type of GENERATOR you own shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulness on family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and a healthy looking, slim man is despised in the streets as a pauper.
(17) Where if you 'do anyhow' you 'see anyhow'.
(18) Where a generator is a social amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. (Where people collect change after giving a beggar money).
(20) Where People produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers
(21) Where the man who had no shoes becomes the president.
(22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is the National youth leader of a party (PDP).
(23) Where citizens are more afraid of the police than armed robbers.
(24) Where a civil servant saves $544,000 in her bank from her 'pure water' business in just 2 years.
We are always proud to be called Nigerians despite all these odds.

Are we really always?? Food for thought. 
xo